Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.



Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?


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Omg valhallalagoon, did you just post this because it’s funny, or have I FINALLY met another person who has seen/heard of Red Dwarf without me having to show it to them?

/if it’s the latter we’re gonna have to go ahead and be best friends

I have honestly never heard of it. I’m so sorry. I posted this because it made me laugh, also I am slightly high on my pain medication.

But I am always down to learn/gain nerdy knowledge!

Omg. Red Dwarf. British sci-fi/comedy show from the late 80’s. Pretty sure there are episodes on Amazon Prime, if you happen to have that. I will look when I get home and see if I can find episodes anywhere online (I have a box set, you see) because you may just have to give it a try.

It’s about a guy named Dave Lister who is on a space mining ship and is like, the lowest ranking person there, just trying to make some money so he can buy a ranch in Fiji. So, first episode he gets caught with his pet cat on board the ship (which is super bad) and since he won’t tell his superiors where he’s hiding the cat, he is punished by being put in a suspended animation chamber. When he is let out, the ship’s onboard computer tells him that there was an accident, and the entire crew of the ship is dead, and also they’ve been hurtling through space for 3 million years. The only survivors of the accident are Lister’s shithead roommate Rimmer, who is dead but the onboard computer was able to bring him back as a hologram, and Cat (the dude in the lowest pic here) who is the evolutionary descendent of Lister’s pet cat.

Omg. Just. It is perfect. My mom is obsessed with it, so this show is like, the background of my entire childhood and I only just now appreciate most of the jokes because I’m an adult and can understand them now.

/jesus can you tell this show makes me so excited to talk about?

/but it’s amazing, so there’s that

That sounds fucking hysterical. I love sci-fi and I like well-done comedy, though I admit I’ve not had a lot of exposure to British comedies. I’ll definitely give it a look!

Eh, excuse me fuckingradfems he may be the lowest ranking  but he is still a technician (third class)!

Also my advice is read the books. More specifically read the ones authored by ‘Grant Naylor’ - the ones written by Doug Naylor and Rob Grant individually are not as good (it’s clear from reading them that one of them does the comedy and one of them does the science, put it that way.


I’m fucking obsessed with this show.

So much I can tell you this is season 5, ep.2  and the episode name is “The Inquisitor”.

If you’re new to Red Dwarf I’d say skip season one and come back to it later (it’s a bit dry and I wouldn’t want someone to be scared away from such an amazing show).

As a kid I started at season 3 (only VHS I had) and it has such a fucking nostalgia power over me it’s unreal.


Red Dwarfers? On my dashboard?

That gif is accurate to my reaction. I’ve never met anyone IRL who has seen Red Dwarf without me showing it to them

Fucking love Red Dwarf!

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I Don't Regret Cheating On My Boyfriend, Here's Why




What  a horrible, horrible woman.  ”I have a right to cheat as a woman.  I need to cheat.  I am entitled to sex no matter what my boyfriend feels. Here’s why.” 

Her poor pussywhipped feller better get the fuck out of there, before she gives him herpes on purpose or has him raise another man’s child “for women’s rights”

Anyone remember where Brian cheated on his older girlfriend, and was all like “yeah that cheating was good for us!  Now I realise how much I love you and that you’re my soulmate and shit!” and she saw through that bullshit and told him to fuck off? 

Also, lovely slut shaming there.  ”I’m not a slut!  I’m not a bad person with no morals and I didn’t have a broken home or unhappy upbringing!!!!”  Well listen here, slut.  Guess what?  I’m a slut too.  But guess what?  I am one in the sense of the word that I enjoy sex for its own sake: I like casual hookups, I like one night stands: however I don’t lead people on, I am always honest about what I’m after, I’ve been in open relationships: they had rules and I stuck by them (such as never having sex without asking my partner first, in fact most of the time it was threesomes he couldn’t come to), and above all, I would never ever cheat on my partner the way you did, then try to convince myself it was a good thing, and I certainly wouldn’t brag about it to the media, expecting praise and validation for my casual disregard for another human being (not only that my supposed soulmate’s) feelings for the sake of my own ego and humblebragging and attempt to get strangers to coo over me and erase my guilt.   You’re just a dirty, selfish bitch.  I hope you end up with neither of these guys, because you clearly don’t deserve either of them. 

To be fair, she fucking owned up to what she did to her boyfriend knowing it could end things. Having said that the initial problem with cheating is not the sex as you mention, but rather the breech of trust.

Personally I think you need to back off and acknowledge that while women can make bad choices and then muse on them, this story is not completely about shitting on her guy. It is about being human and coping with your past, albeit through a rather controversial article.

She owned up to it… but then said “I did it because I felt like it and because that is my right im not like you nasty broken sluts who have had crappy childhoods and are incapable of love” and then bragged about cuckolding him on the internet.  

She cheated on her boyfriend because she felt like it, and acted like she had no choice in the matter.   What does she have to come to terms with besides the fact that she couldn’t keep her legs together?  





>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

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What Really Happened in the Congo: Belgium’s ‘Heart of Darkness’

Leopold famously said when he was forced to hand over the Congo Free State to the Belgian nation: “I will give them my Congo but they have no right to know what I have done there,” and proceeded to burn archives.

Did y’all know about this?

Read it, it’s good.