Vaccines protect the health of children in the United States so well that most parents today have never seen first-hand the devastating consequences of diseases now stopped by vaccines

Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.

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did the jetsons ever explain why everyone lives 1500 feet in the air, or are we just supposed to decide for ourselves what hideous calamity befell the earth and rendered our once noble planet unsuitable for human existence

angry-shaman:

The prevailing theory is that The Flintstones and The Jetsons took place at the exact same time. The wage gap kept growing and growing until the poor were forced back into the stone age while the rich moved higher and higher into the sky.

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FUCKING DEAD DYING RIP ME IM A GONER

Every time I see this I wonder if they actually read it before publishing, because that child’s the spawn of the Devil himself, like this is some Omen level shit happening right here, and it’s creepy af like please, abort that one bc it is clearly the anti-christ mate.

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my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

Anonymous asked
If you work at an establishment like Starbucks or Subway or whatever (places that handle allergenic foods and their alternatives) and you switch up ingredients just to prove a point to skinny people/men/whites/etc. you are an awful person. What will you do if you give someone a fatal allergic reaction? Blame the patriarchy?

ughsocialjustice:

sp00kyhilton:

ughsocialjustice:

sp00kyhilton:

inieciele:

sp00kyhilton:

LIKE WHEN I FUCKING ASK FOR SKIM FUCKING MILK AND YA’LL GIVE ME HEAVY CREAM AND THEN FIGHT WITH ME ABOUT HOW IT ‘IS SKIM MILK’

NO BITCH I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

omg this girl I work with is convinced it is 100% okay to give someone a cup of half coffee, half hot water instead of decaf if none is made. people can have fatal reactions to caffeine and somehow this girl gets away with this shit. i’ve also seen her hand out the wrong coffees before without saying anything. shit is fucking dirty. if you wouldn’t do it to a friend, don’t do it to a customer.

HOW ABOUT WHEN THEY GIVE ME DECAF

 AND HEAVY CREAM

 AND THEN FIGHT WITH ME ABOUT HOW IT WAS FULL CAFF

AND SKIM MILK

 LIKE LISTEN

 MY COFFEE LOOKS LIKE MILK

AND TASTES LIKE FUCKING WATER, I CAN TASTE THE DIFFERENCE, I”VE BEEN TO ENOUGH FUCKING HOSPITALS TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FULL HALF AND DECAF.

 FUCK THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY

OMG they always try to tell me that mine has whole milk when I can clearly tell it’s soy milk. Then argue when I ask them to remake it because I’m allergic.  ”Uhm, I made it with whole milk, so I can’t change it.” bitch I know the difference, and I saw you make it. Woops. Maybe I’ll just have a reaction right here in front of your manager…. fucking hell. And that was the last time I went to a Starbucks. 

-the Polish one

omg i am getting the worst anons telling me that I’m rude thats why I get decaf..

I’m sorry “hey can I please get a -insert beverage here- ” is so rude

god, I just need to stop ordering coffee- I’ve worked at a place like that and yeah it sucks but the majority of people are nice, and totally respect you and shit, Anon be cray

Anons must be the assholes purposefully messing up orders. Well here’s a message to them. I am polite when I come in. I’m polite when I point out it’s soy milk instead of whole milk. I’m polite when I point out that I’m allergic to soy and need regular milk. You know when I’m not polite? WHEN THEY FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME AND REFUSE TO MAKE IT OVER.

-the Polish one